- Orange County – Fake boobs, over-tanned, with crispy blonde hair.
- New York – BORING
- Atlanta – Ghetto and Broke Broads, you are asking yourself, “whose real, whose fake”?
Okay, The Real Housewives of New Jersey is the truth. I really believe they are rich and I believe they will send for you if you get on their bad side. The whole entire season was explosive from the beginning to the end! It starts off with Danielle, the drama queen of the show, searching for a rich husband and having phone sex with someone she met on the internet. She sets up a date with dude and he stands her up. Teresa is buying 100K dollars worth of furniture and she paid cash. Jaqueline is a former single mom that came up. Dina is recently divorced and marries her big sister’s husband’s brother. Dina and Danielle hate each other. Then we have Caroline the “Boss Bitch” of the show. She keeps everyone together except for Danielle. She considers Danielle an outsider. There is a scene with her wrestling a german shepard. She is no joke. One of my favorite lines by her is “If I don’t know you, I don’t like you”. If you liked The Sopranos and Desparate Housewives, this is the show for you. Please tune into Bravo and catch the marathon, before season 2 begins.